Little Mathletics

jack cambrian · Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:49 am Post subject:

i'm betting sebastian.

LittleMathletics · Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject:

Ooooh, burn!

Mr John · Contributing Writer Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 39

Well, close.

It was Sebastian talking to my girlfriend.

sebastian · Contributing Writer Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 23

My odds of scoring after the gig are seriously decreased if your girlfriend comes on tour.

If she does come then we get to call her Yoko. And for the amusement of it I'm going to call Ptism Ringo.

Mr John · Contributing Writer Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 39

Not sure what difference having my girlfriend on tour would do for your chances of scoring...

I'll write a song and call it the Ballad of John and Shelley.

Hmmm, not offensive enough...

LittleMathletics · Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject:

I say we call Sebastian Pete Best and kick him out of the band while on tour. Or Paul, so I can punch him for Ebony and Ivory.

Ballad of Cunt and Shelley?

sebastian · Contributing Writer Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 23

Well, Holdaway, the suggestion was that if your girlfriend is on tour, I'd be less likely to be able to have sex with you. Or are you suggesting that that wouldn't be an issue?

Also, what's this about you coming to Canberra?

And I'd also like to say I'm clearly John Lennon. I mean, "Goo goo g' joob" / "Whoop whoop whooop wooo" - what's the difference?

Mr John · Contributing Writer Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 39

Sebastian... Come on... You're clearly Yoko.

Have you seen that performance of Mummy's only looking for her hand in the snow at a rock 'n' roll revival show somewhere in Canada in the 80s?

I'm not sure where that leaves Shelley though. Cynthia? Which makes me John.

If any of you cunts start trying to apply the George Harrison - Patti Boyd - Eric Clapton thing here I'll kick your arses.