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February 3, 2012 by alistairw

Probably No Proper Posts This Weekend

For obvious reasons, I should think.

I like both Final Fantasy and Japanese developer Tri-Ace. It is pretty safe to say this is what my weekend will consist of.

Tri-Ace would not top the list of favourite developer for many people, but they’d be up there rather high for me. Their games are always inevitably somewhat disappointing in one or two important ways, and the dialogue rarely rises above the level of psuedo-intellectual rambling. But there’s something I like about their work, especially recently.

Star Ocean, Infinite Undiscovery and Resonance of Fate were all terribly enjoyable 360 RPGs. All three had impressive (albeit slightly busted) fighting systems, great levelling systems, totally flat characters, and truly awful story-lines.

So I’m looking forward to playing Final Fantasy XIII-2, which I have literally just walked into the house carrying. Having read very little about it (not out of any active avoidance, just general apathy toward gaming news these days) I am expecting a story of shocking blandness, good things, idiot things, frustrating things and borderline game breaking things. And maybe even one or two great things. I’m also expecting half an hour of crap before the game starts.

An entirely typical Tri-Ace game, in other words. Should be fun (85% of the time, anyway).

Update: Okay, so I just went to start playing it and it turns out the genius at the shop I bought it from forgot to give me the actual game. He gave me some shitty tin box I don’t really want and a code for some kind of download, but no actual game. Oh well. The half hour of bullshit was putting me off starting it tonight anyway, and I still have five episodes of the third season of Ashes to Ashes to watch. Which I plan to.

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February 2, 2012 by alistairw

Krampus Ringtone Giveaway

In honour of the astounding success of the first Krampus single out now on Bandcamp (an unbelievable 6 plays, as we go to press) it is my distinct pleasure to offer these free (FREE) ringtones (FREE ringtones!) for your mobile smart telephonic communications device of choice. Sorry Nokia 3310 owners. I haven’t transcribed it note by note into composer format yet.

There are two ringtones for your telephone answering pleasure. And I do mean pleasure.

The first is from the bit in the song where Jeff goes, ‘Oh oh oh / We gotta gotta go’. Christine from the Movies About Girls Show and Paracinema Magazine asked for that one.

Here is an MP3 version of the first Krampus Ringtone. If you have an Android type thing, this would probably be the one to go for.

Alternatively, if you use an iPhone, you should download this version of the first Krampus Ringtone. Simply unzip the file and drag it into iTunes for fun and dancing every time you receive a call.

Alternatively, if you like the bit where Jeff goes, ‘We like to party! / We like to rock the party hard!’ then the second ringtone will really tickle your fancy.

Here is the MP3/Android version of the Krampus Ringtone #2.

Here is the iPhone version of the Krampus Ringtone #2.

I hope it is your new favourite thing about being called on your mobile telephone by people.

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January 29, 2012 by alistairw

New Band, New Bandcamp Page

As may be obvious from the fifteen billion Doctor Rock posts here, I play music. Today, I’d like to talk about new music I am making, with my pal Jeff Crazy from the Movies About Girls Show and and also from popular music groups Helltrack and The Browns and also from Medicine Hat, Canada.

Our band is called Krampus, and we like to make electronic music about parties. Jeff is the vocaliser and I am the tune manufacturer.

We were formed on the Xmas episode of the Movies About Girls Show (in Skype chat, so not actually on the show, technically) and then I sent Jeff eight songs in about a week. Jeff thought two of them were appropriate for the sound he is after. Now I have to stop writing songs in minor keys and stop being a gloomy guts.

Anyway, our first single is called This is how we do it on Friday nights. It’s about how we do it on Friday nights (or how Jeff says he does it, at least. Personally, I am very sleepy on Friday nights and like to lay in bed and watch movies).

You can find the song on our Bandkramp page HERE or you could just click the thing below. I hope you like it.

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January 28, 2012 by alistairw

Take My iPhone Ringtone – Please

Hi friends. I just made this totally sweet iPhone ringtone from Dschinghis Khan’s Moskau (aka Moscow by Genghis Khan). So I thought to myself, why not let everyone else in on the fun? Moskau was the group’s entry for the ’79 Eurovision Song Contest, representing West Germany. They didn’t win (that honour went to Hallelujah by Gali Atari and Milk and Honey, a song I have never heard of before now) but Moskau was a big hit anyway. It was number one here in Australia for six weeks. Nice work, Australia.

I was under the impression for some years that it was the theme of the 1980 Moscow Olympics. Sadly, that is untrue. It should have been the theme of the 1980 Moscow Olympics, let’s just say that.

Here is the Moskau ringtone. Unzip it and drag it into iTunes and it should be ripe and ready for syncing to your phone. Then you too can party like it’s 1979 every time you get a call.

Finally here is the awesome video. RIP Louis Hendrik Potgieter, you charismatic weirdo.

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